Help Get FCLC's Library Hours Extended!

12/11/09 12:29 AM

Last night, for the first time in ages, I made my way down to the Quinn Library to try to get some work done far away from the draw of my television and re-runs of MTV's "Jersey Shore."  Sadly, after a mere thirty minutes of writing my paper (Okay, I was actually procrastinating on Facebook) the lights flashed on and off signaling that it was time for the library to close.  After the mild seizure I sustained from the flashing lights, I gathered my belongings and made my way to my room with my paper unfinished. I had completely forgotten that the library hours had been cut! There's no way that the average college student is done with all the work she has to do by the time midnight rolls around. If you feel the same way and want to get Quinn's hours extended to last...

Jesus Christ Has No Place in the Justice System

12/10/09 1:17 AM

A 59-year-old woman legally named Jesus Christ was excused from serving jury duty in Alabama last week. She apparently was "disruptive" and refused to answer questions during jury selection. In my humble opinion, that doesn't seem very Christ-like. Just sayin'.

J.C. was originally known as Dorothy Lola Killingworth, but legally changed her name to the holy moniker recently. 

Now, I have nothing against the Messiah, but I feel like changing your name to his as an homage could get confusing in day-to-day life, no matter how down you are with G-O-D.  What say you?