Jesus Christ Has No Place in the Justice System

A 59-year-old woman legally named Jesus Christ was excused from serving jury duty in Alabama last week. She apparently was "disruptive" and refused to answer questions during jury selection. In my humble opinion, that doesn't seem very Christ-like. Just sayin'.

J.C. was originally known as Dorothy Lola Killingworth, but legally changed her name to the holy moniker recently. 

Now, I have nothing against the Messiah, but I feel like changing your name to his as an homage could get confusing in day-to-day life, no matter how down you are with G-O-D.  What say you?