By Mike Habeeb
Contributing Writer
Published: December 10, 2009
A man in whom a great many people have a great deal of interest woke up with a great big problem. He wanted something great, but there were a great many great big obstacles in his way. Eventually, he died a terrible death without achieving his great desire. The great big problems still existed, but the great protagonist didn’t. The end.
The critics said it was great.
